Asparagino! A lovable asparagus mascot!

Hi! I'm Asparagino, your friendly host during your visit to the sprawling web empire.

To quickly deflate any unreasonably high expectations, please note that these pages are intended for our family and friends. Expect cat pictures and half-baked personal projects and you won't be disappointed.

We're currently hosting blogs for Pete and Ant.

If you want to see what everyone's up to but don't want to read all those pages, everything gets rolled into one on our Feed Me page.

There are some private and password protected wikis here for various people to store notes and shopping lists. If you do manage to break the password you'll find it wasn't worth the time you spent doing it.

A select and crazy few may be interested in the current location of the Lobster's Wiki.